Money is the root of all evil. It’s also the root of all good stories, so hooray for money.
Duderonomy, Book 2, Verse 2
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When discussing a matter of grave importance, or even of
trifling idiocy, always make sure to employ expletives as much as possible to
prove your heartfelt honesty and conviction. To ensure your dudeness, all
out-of-control, manic discussions should be followed with entreaties to “just
take it easy, man.”
Duderonomy, Book 1, Verse 5
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If you are a man of modest means and charisma and a rich,
beautiful woman wants to have sex with you, don’t question her motives until
after the act is over.
Duderonomy, Book 4, Verse 1
